me: long day with the humans, about to fall asleep
brain: Scooby Doo’s full name is Scoobert Doobert
me: trying to study
brain: remember when you thought the Gettysburg Address was where the President of USA lived?
me: does absolutely nothing the whole day
brain: wow i’m exhausted can’t wait to go to sleep
me: in an exam we studied this chapter come on brain rememberrrr..
brain: new phone who dis?
me: cool party| no care in the world
brain: that embarrassing thing you did 2 years ago
me: during an exam brain what is the powerhouse of the cell?
me: please i need to pass this class
brain: 🎶 i know you love me, i know you care 🎶
me: pls, come on. and we don’t even like that song, What is the powerhouse of the cell?
brain: 🎶 my fiRST LOVE BROKE MY HEART FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I WAS LIKE
BABY BABY BABY OOOHHHHHH 🎶
me: goddamn it
me: exam again define coefficient of emission of a body
me: come on
3 days later
brain: i’m sorry something urgent just came up and i couldn’t answer your message i swear
brain: coefficient of emission of a body is defined as the ratio of emissive power of a body at a given temperature to the emissive power of a perfectly black body at the same temperature
me: need to study for tomorrow’s exam
brain: that guy in class? he’s cute, right? let’s stalk 3 generations of his family on Instagram till……. 2010….